Kid Stories

Hunter went to the doctor today. He had to get his Kindergarten checkup. At the beginning, they handed me some papers to fill out, and a cup for a urine sample. I took it back to my seat and asked Hunter if he knew what the cup was for. He answer in the negative, and I told him, it was to pee in. He looked at me and said,
"Really Mama?" (In a very sarcastic tone) "They really want my pee?"
He looked at me like I was crazy.
"Why would they want my pee?"
I told them that they needed to test it, to make sure he was healthy. Still not believing me, he looked at me and said,
"Are you just joking me?"
Jeff and I looked at each other and started laughing. When it came time he was able to give an ample sample to the nurse.
04/2009

We were spending a quiet evening with our family watching Dancing With the Stars. After watching one couple dance, we were making comments about the male dancer. We were saying that we really didn't like him that much. Hunter pipes in saying:
"Well I like his wife!"
We all started laughing. Jeff and Keith enthusiastically agreed with Hunter. They really liked his, "wife" too.
04/2009

Hunter is always asking Debbie what she is drinking. More times then not, the answer is Diet Coke. Hunter is not a big fan of soda pop, it's too fizzy for him. So he is always trying to get Grandma to drink water instead of Diet Coke. One day Hunter was again telling Grandma to drink water. He then came up with a new argument.
"Grandma, I'm afraid that the Coke will hurt your body!"
04/2009

Hunter was at church with his Grandparents attending a homecoming. They had a musical number that involved a piano and two violins. Well one of the violins was off, and was a little difficult to listen to. After the song was finished, the entire room was silent. That's when Hunter spoke up loudly and said,
"Well, that was a dumb song!"
04/2009

Hunter really likes to look at different planets on the Internet. Lately he really wants to see inside of things. Like inside of Venus, or even a volcano. Today he asked me, "Mama, can I see inside of Uranus?"
05/2009

Hunter was looking up at the clouds in the sky and told me. "Mama, Heavenly Father and jets make the clouds."
05/2009

Debbie was trying to teach Hunter a new saying to tell his Grandpa. It was supposed to go like this:
Hunter: "There ought to be a law."
Grandpa: "For what?"
Hunter: "For being so good looking."
That was what he was sent out to tell his Grandpa. Instead he came out, and told him, "Grandpa, your going to jail."
05/2009

Hunter went to a softball game that Jeff was playing in. When Jeff was up to bat, Hunter turned to everyone on the stands and said, "That's my dad! Everyone needs to cheer for him!"
05/2009

The other day, Houston came walking out of the office were he had been hanging out with his dad. This is what he looked like. I asked Jeff, "What was Houston eating?"

Jeff's reply, "What color is it?"

06/2009

Hunter know that Alcohol is bad for you. The other day he told me, that if you drink Alcohol, then you will get the swine flu.
10/09